Fat Sister Goes To Japan

My sister is so fat that her visa to Japan does not allow her to bathe in the open sea for fear the whalers might harpoon her by mistake.

"Wait a minute, I think I know her bro . . . OOps! Too late."

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When My Fat Sister Was On The Net …before she tore a hole and fell through!

– My sister is so fat that when she ROFL the Indian ocean goes on tsunami alert.

– My sister is so fat that every time she LMAO the earthquake richter scale goes up to 7.

– My sister is so fat she thinks WWW is waffle heaven.

– My sister is so fat that she thinks WTF is Whoa There Fatso.

– My sister is so fat that she joined Facebook when she thought it was a faces only network cos that’s all she can fit for an avatar.

– My sister is so fat she was booted out of MySpace cos she took up too much.

– My sister is so fat that she thinks MB and GB are biting portions.

– My sister is so fat that she got on the net after she learnt that browsers are filled with menus.

– My sister is so fat that she can’t understand why we call it a laptop cos she can’t see it on her lap when she’s sitting up.

– My sister is so fat that her emoticon for sleep is of her lying down    oQ=

Here’s some contributed by my lil’ girl:

– My sister is so fat that she sat on an iPhone and it squashed into an iPad.

– My sister is so fat that we now use my iPad as a coffee table after she sat on it.