When My Fat Sister Was On The Net …before she tore a hole and fell through!

– My sister is so fat that when she ROFL the Indian ocean goes on tsunami alert.

– My sister is so fat that every time she LMAO the earthquake richter scale goes up to 7.

– My sister is so fat she thinks WWW is waffle heaven.

– My sister is so fat that she thinks WTF is Whoa There Fatso.

– My sister is so fat that she joined Facebook when she thought it was a faces only network cos that’s all she can fit for an avatar.

– My sister is so fat she was booted out of MySpace cos she took up too much.

– My sister is so fat that she thinks MB and GB are biting portions.

– My sister is so fat that she got on the net after she learnt that browsers are filled with menus.

– My sister is so fat that she can’t understand why we call it a laptop cos she can’t see it on her lap when she’s sitting up.

– My sister is so fat that her emoticon for sleep is of her lying down    oQ=

Here’s some contributed by my lil’ girl:

– My sister is so fat that she sat on an iPhone and it squashed into an iPad.

– My sister is so fat that we now use my iPad as a coffee table after she sat on it.